We are the chosen ones, the select few who have gazed into the abyss of Finny's infinite jests and back. Our eyes have been burned, our minds have been fried, but we remain steadfast in our dedication to the most obscure and the most outlandish prophecies.
Our methods are unorthodox, our methods are unproven, but our results are always... interesting.
Join us, dear seeker, and partake in the wisdom of the Prophets of Finny.
Or, you know, just go back to your normal life. We won't judge you.